Hey Francis, Can I Have Some Chicken?

Today (and by today, I mean yesterday) was interesting. Executive summary:

I woke up a lot later than I would have liked (I think it was 11 or so), showered, and watched The Price is Right (best show ever). I spent the afternoon cleaning up the downstairs bathroom. The evidence of a massive battle I waged against the ants the day before left many ant casualties and a goopy residue from the Raid. We also have ant traps now, although I’m not sure that they’ll work since I kind of killed them all. I haven’t seen any ants in their since. Meh.

Steve fixed the closet doors in the foyer, which have been derailed for eons. This led to a general cleaning of said closet (old shoes and Christmas decorations, anyone?) and the fixing of our vacuum cleaner, which had a tangle in the cord which prevented it from coming out of the vacuum, and made it fairly useless. A vacuum with a 3 foot radius isn’t much good.

Later in the afternoon, I discovered that our fridge had ceased functioning. As it stands, we are no longer “fridgid”, and a repair guy is coming tomorrow. Why is every appliance breaking down at once? I think it’s some sort of general strike. Stupid Freedom for Unappreciated Cleaning & Kitchen Appliances Union. I guess their acronym describes their attitude towards us at the moment.

Tonight led to the fabulous I Wasn’t Involved Peanut Butter Ball event. They should be cooled off by now, but I’m not really into the idea of eating anything sweet at two AM. I take pleasure in knowing that Steve and Ryan both made themselves sick by eating too much sugary peanut butter mix. Ah, the misfortune of others.

Anyway, I have a fairly early day tomorrow (due to the fridge repair guy, who I shall forever refer to as Larry, for no particular reason), and work at three. Humbug.

PS: Does anyone know if the Greek Fest has already happened? I can’t remember if it’s a spring thing or a summer thing.

Comments

Steve

I feel better now. And I think Greek Fest was afew weeks ago I think I heard something about it on the radio.

Taylor

Glad to hear somebody actually listened to my audioblogs :) lmk if you still need those progs Mark. There are soo many fests and concerts going on in chicago the next 2 weeks its gonna be a blast!

ps. Im going to my first LAN party on friday w00t

Pam

The Price is Right? You’re kidding, right? Oh, and the appliance thing - yes, it just happens that way. My stove went out (blessing since it is too hot to cook) and now I am waiting for the next demise.

Don’t know about the Greek thing - have a better day. Maybe it will cool off some.

Angie

Mark - the fridge guy is named Gallagher. Steve you might remember this as it took you several minutes to figure out how to spell G-a-l-l-a-g-h-e-r when I asked you to note it down for me on Mark’s kneetop.

Angie

Mark - I want to change my name to Mum. How do I/you do that?

Mark

Erase your cookies, Mom. Tools->Options->Delete Cookies.

And the Price is Right is awesome.

And I found those progs, Taylor. Thanks.

Keddy

I LOVE THE PRICE IS RIGHT!!!!!!

I felt a bit better at like 3am?!

Simon

Angie, i will quite happily call you Mum²… i dont agree with the whole Mom thing. It’s not english, i dont know where Mom comes from.

² meaning second Mum

Mark

I dunno. Mum means quiet in British. Mom is short for Mother Of Mine.

Angie

I would be interested in a poll to see how most of you people refer to your mothers. "Mom" (as plausible as your purely made-up explanation is Mark) sounds so Americanized. Mum is familiar sounding and comfy.

Angie

By the way, thanks Simon.

Simon

Mum sounds warm and nice… Mom sounds harsh and … um… not as good.

You’re so quick Mark… I laughed when i read that.

Mark

<accent country="england">Mum’s the word then. Right-oh.</accent>

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