No, I didn’t think of it, but I did make this version, which is much better than that which was being emailed around.
I’m not going to lie to you. These jokes are very accurate parodies of how life really is here. There is a Tim Horton’s at every possible location, and two of them in the hospital I work at. It’d be sick if it wasn’t so great.
Anyway, this entry was originally intended to hold a humorous conversational snippet, so here it is.
(Setting the scene, Keddy, Castro, and Mark are sitting in a cold rink, watching a broomball game. Mark has his hands in his pockets, trying to extract the little alien toy he carries everywhere, so he could play with it.)
Mark: Guess what I have in my hands!
Castro: Your bag??
Mark: No! (Thinks…) CAPILLARIES!
Mark: Guess what I have in my hands!
Castro: Your bag??
Mark: No! (Thinks…) CAPILLARIES!
Oh, my life is a weird, weird place. Good night, folks.
Comments
Pugs
I just got that in my e-mail.
Steve
Hey are the hot chicks still working at the Tim’s in the hospital?
Kitta
Last night I dreamed that the we were all in the f.r.i.e.n.d.s café making sarcastic comments and such just like on the TV show. Taylor was hitting on anything female and doing the "how you doing" bit.
John
Can someone load im in hell onto Marks server so I can get it please?
Mark@School
I just hope you’re not Monica, Kitta, cos I hate her. Be Phoebe. She’s the best.
John, learn to use the Internet! Cynic Guru has artists pages on many music resources — you can find I’m in Hell on his DMusic page: http://cynicguru.dmusic.com/
John
Thanks Mark! anyways does anyone still have the video of Steve
Steve
of course i do.
Tony
She HASSS to be monica. Im DEFINATLY chandler..
Get the association?
*nudge nudge*
Pugs
Tony, think then type.
Steve
Lets see, your not trying to be funny all the time, you never smoked, your not overly sarcastic really. I really can’t see you as being Chandler. Oh and Tony you can’t marry Kitta.
Mark@Home
I think I’m Ross, so I get to marry and then alienate whoever Rachel is.
Steve
Don’t forget to have a string af ruined marriges.
nahun
Hey I was just surfing the net reading that news about mikerowesoft.com how did I end up here? what is this all about and why are you fighting all the time? my name is Tony and I am a hispanic living in indianapolis
Mark@Home
We’re not fighting, we’re friends. They bicker and I oversee.
Welcome to ShinyPlasticBag.com.
nahun
so is this what you do all the time? You know I just noticed everybody is pretty silly her, just like me, oh and forgive me for my miss spellings, but I’m just learning how to write in english since I speak spanish most of the time. And yes I mention this for you Tony…LOL
Mark@Floor
Haha, Nahun just got here and he’s already making fun of Tony. That’s so great.
Well, you’re more than welcome to hang around and bicker. I’d say "what better way to learn English than arguing with a bunch of Canadians", but most of them are pretty bad at English themselves.
Janet@Floor with pop
there are now way to many tony’s on SPB I suggest we get rid of one. i nominate Tony Pritchett. cause Nahun is cool and pugs doesn’t go by tony. so tony get a nic name or your cut.
nahun
thank you Janet, I surely apreciate your coment, I really feel welcomed here, but lets not be so hard with pritchett even when he is "un dolor en el culo" and please don’t ask me what that means…..LOL
keddy_confused?
Ummmmmmm… wow i go away for like 2-3 days and there is a new commer?