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Alright, here are the promised pictures. The other day, Pugs urged me to come over and bring my camera, since he had done something really stupid. I was expecting to find him lying in a pool of his own blood, or trying to glue someone elses possession back together with homemade glue, or something along those lines. Little did I suspect that he had finally shaved off his crusty…beard thingie…and given himself (da da da) The Hitler ‘Stache! Thank god he shaved it shortly thereafter.

And as great as that may be, I think the brilliant light of Pugsley being an idiot is still out-shined by this gem. I really have respect for people who creatively take boring signs and make them offensive to people of all ages. I’ve branded the bejesus out of this file because I just know it’s going to end up on College Humour at some point.

What? No other content?? Are you crazy??? Yes. But not crazy enough to only post these pictures! I’d like to briefly pontificate on lady leg razor commercials. In particular, the “Venus Divine” variety, which features new ladies in a new place to a remix of the original song. The query is, what group of women gets together in matching bathing suits to hang out in a utopian waterfall resort and shave their legs together? Hotness of the ladies be damned — that’s messed up. Since when did it become okay for commercials to have absolutely nothing to do with reality? And why did anyone think that a commercial like that would make women want to buy their product?