We, the undersigned, do hereby declare that we, with full faculties available to us, find the weather to be absolutely unbearable.
To remedy this, we demand an immediate impeachment of the current climate (henceforth refered to as “That Bitch, Mother Nature”) and the replacement therewith with an emergency climate, to act in TBMN’s stead until such time that a more appropriate climate can be constructed/discovered/hired.
Signed on this, the 26th day of May, 2005:
The population of Nova Scotia
Seriously, folks, something is afoul here. It’s been raining all month. I’m not sure what it is that we’ve done to deserve such terrible weather, but I sincerely regretted not wearing gloves to work today. I’m not kidding.
I mean, look around: a state of emergency has been declared in Lunenburg (oh, so many jokes to be made…). It’s not just that it’s cold, or that it’s raining, but that it’s cold AND it’s raining, and that it’s been doing so for weeks on end. A heavy rainfall warning is in effect again today. May is usually my favourite month, but I think this might have strained our relationship.
Did you know that the average Canadian drank 93.7 litres of coffee in 2004? How much do you think I drank? Should I be ashamed?
Comments
Mark
Ha. As usual, I’m killing time after a short shift at work by cruising the Internet in the Mac lab at Dalhousie. One of the iMacs (the lampshade modls) is broken and they’ve tilted the screen down, so it looks like it’s sleeping.
I’m such a loser. Why do you guys keep coming back?
Crispin
Cause we love it
Chris
’cause I want to feel part of something.
Hmm… so you don’t want to hear about our weather on the left coast then, eh?
je
I’m SOOOO sick of this nasty weather!! Our last peek at the sun shine (that lasted more than 10 minutes) was 15 days ago. 15!!!
Natalie@home
lol..
Steve
We have no where else to go?
Also we had some sunshine for like 10 minutes at the airport yesterday. Today on the other hand whew, watching them new hires run around with out proper rain gear while I wandered around a towering mass of yellow was entertaining.
Mark@Ion
My laptop is officially paid off, as in "Dell actually has my money now".
Woot.
Keddy@home
YAY for payin off stuff!!!!
Hahahah I used 4 "!"’s hahahah…
Natalie@home
…funny-ish
Steve
I just saw Star Wars, damn it looked good, damn it almost made sense, damn I wanted Samuel L. Jackson to break into verse from Pulp Fiction before fighting the Palpatine. And I always wondered how to pronounce the name of the Wookie planet, now I forget.
KEddy@home
Rice is great if you’re really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something.
KEddy@home
Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.
I wrote a letter to my dad — I wanted to write, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote "rarely" instead of "really". But I still wanted to use it, I didn’t want to cross it out, so I wrote, "I rarely… drive steamboats, Dad — there’s a lot of shit you don’t know about me. Quit trying to act like I’m a steamboat operator." This letter took a harsh turn right away … Hello, dad…
KEddy@home
I like vending machines, because snacks are better when they fall. If I buy a candy bar at the store oftentimes I will drop it, so that it achieves its maximum flavor potential.
Tony
what the HELL is wrong with you?
Mark@Ion
Ryan is broken.
Keddy@!home
they are great qoutes
Steve
I could beliee the first one being by Ryan but not the other two lol.
Pugs
Actually he’s quoting a comedian everytime.
Mark@Ion
I really love the Tropicana Twister commercial with the leprechaun.
Natalie@just came home from shopping
XD yes that commercial is very funny
Mark@Ion
Has anyone seen the new Tic Tac commercial? That awesomely hot girl from the last one is in it. I hereby rule that she should be in all Tic Tac commercials from now on.
Steve
I haven’t even seen the last one!
Steve
New nerd test hehe http://www.nerdtests.com/ft... I scored 16 I’m not a nerd, still just a geek! yay.
Mark@Work
The final proof against the "theory" of intelligent design: what sort of intelligent being would design us in such a way to have SO MANY SPOTS where you just cannot reach to itch?! ARG.
Mark@Work
Nerd test results:
6% scored higher (more nerdy), and
94% scored lower (less nerdy).
What does this mean? Your nerdiness is:
Supreme Nerd. Apply for a professorship at MIT now!!!.
…
I am feeling shame.
Mark@Work
I just did the computer geek quest on that site, and I got a 94% again. I guess that means that I really am a geek — woot. According to the site: You are a Supreme Computer Geek. Can you say, "Hey look at me, I’m a computer geek!"
Mark@Work+Tired
Man, I have to stop posting comments. That being said, I found the funniest joke in the universe: http://www.nerdtests.com/jo...
Oh, so awesome…I’ll bet I’m the only one who thinks so, too. How sad.
je
My Score: 59% More Nerdy, 41% Less Nerdy
Nathan Buchanan
mark are you referring the very very hot dark haired girl in the tic tac comercials?
Is there any chance you’re better at the internet, and can therefore find a picture of her?
Keddy@home
I was 24% more nerdy and 76% less nerdy… I am not a NERD!!! YAY.
Keddy@hom3
oops it was the oppisite… 76% mre nerdy and 24% less nerdy.
Steve
Haha Ryan your more a Nerd than me hehe. Thats weird.
Mark@Ion
Hmm, can’t find any pictures of her, but I did find this very amusing page: http://maddox.xmission.com/...
Mark@Ion
Erm…weird: XXX Church, "the #1 Christian porn site".
http://www.xxxchurch.com/de...
Keddy@home
how awesome is this!!!!!
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keddy@home
76% scored higher than me.
24% scored lower than me.
I am more nerdy then Steve…
Natalie@just came home from shopping
..my nerdy score is nine (=3)Im not nerdy
Keddy@home
WTF????????
Natalie@owch my eye is all pink : (
god damn it stop the spamming!